Kudos...

by Ty Bair

... to Professor DALE “PAPPY” GOBLE, who struck gold while panning a local creek. A nationally renowned expert in biodiversity law and amateur prospector, Professor Goble exclaimed, “YEEEE HOWDY! IT’S THE MOTHER LODE!” and then performed an exuberant dance while banging together two cast-iron pans
.... to 1L student BRANDON SMITH, for consistently leveling up while playing “World of Warcraft” in Contracts.
... to 2L student TEDDY REINBOLD, who took down fourth place in the 9th Annual Palouse Invitational Wet T-Shirt Contest at the Hyde-Out Tavern in Colfax, Wash. on March.
... to 2L student JOSHUA P.
MCCARTHY, whose band, Weezer, has announced plans for a finals concert at the College of Law. Joshua looks just like Buddy Holly—oh oh—and you’re Mary Tyler Moore.