Compiled by RJ Linnan
• The ACLU is serving cheese and chocolate at their next meeting? They aren’t smug enough that they have to do gourmet hor d’oeuvres?
• My view of sexual harassment in the workplace is like that dog that just won’t let go of your leg.
• So we’re just doing away with Leviticus altogether then?
• If she didn’t have an ass like a Shetland Pony, she wouldn’t be bad
• I actually love women’s gymnastics, they’re very bendy.
• Her boots are way cuter than her ass.
• I totally support girls shaving their arms.
• My knees have done a lot of work on the ground.
• Rich, Just curious. Have you responded to Dale’s inquiry, i.e., if “lefty” Gary Hart somehow required a right-wing wacko balance, how about some counterweight to lightning-rod conservative Ken Starr?
• Can someone please tell me about the hardships of Ariola?
• So if I had any inclination whatsoever to engage in matrimony, this class takes a dump on it
• Check it out. That bitch is so crazy even her hair is trying to get away from her
• I just fingered my chicken and plopped it down on your bed of lettuce
• Sweet... my very nature offends St. Valentine
• Any chance you’d be up for a blood drive donation on Valentine’s Day? We can give the blood of our lonely hearts to save lives...instead of wasting the blood in our hearts by pumping it erratically through our wasteful cardio-pulmonary systems over some stupid flowers and candy that stupid people will be getting from their stupid boyfriends.
• Are there any escort serviced in the Moscow-Pullman area?
• At this point I’d rather have Flavor Flave than Ken Starr
• It’s really hard to do this stuff on command when you’re as stupid as I am
• I’m like the Old Faithful of sarcasm
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