Heard Around the Law School

compiled by RJ Linnan
• The cat was covered in pie
• What kind of case has a football helmet as circumstantial evidence?
• Bats are cool. Batman is cooler.
• You get paid whether your work is crappy or not. That makes you a professional.
• FOUR e-mails in two days about a brown bag lunch is just excessive
• You know what they need? Coffee flavored water.
They do... It’s called Coffee.
No but that rich flavor without the caffeine.
You mean decaf?
• We’re living in the law school version of “Scrubs.”
• I have never made fun of him to his face. I have been afraid he would pull out a battle axe
• I need to get an external hard drive. My laptop is only forty gigs. Thirty is music and the rest is notes and porn.
• They were baby making cheating dirty trailer people
• We’re going to need a gouge for this class, I am going to sleep.
• Hey! Quit being such a tease-bag.
• Yeah, but you called him a douchebag.
• Holy shitballs, I love the grading curve
• I had a 101 fever this morning when I left from Spokane. Thanks for sharing.
• Yeah, he wrote the book you use in torts, but writing tests is different.
• How did we go from a Republican getting the wall torn down to a Republican that wants us to be East Germany with a wall at the borders?
• That was just diarrhea of the pen by the court
• Yeah, kudos on the latest article, not so much on the exam.
• Being in law school here is like being in an abusive relationship.
• I’m pretty sure if I am dating a guy who owns a yacht I am not going to need any lubricant