'07 Most Likely To...

So, the 3Ls made their own list. Here [corrected from the print version] are the results as announced at the Barrister’s Ball. The mostly likely to...

• Marry a client is Lewis Stoddard.
• Marry their secretary is Lewis Stoddard and Seth Gordon.
• Become a professor is Seth Gordon.
• Become a politician is Brian Wonderlich.
• Be a criminal defense lawyer is Chris Christensen
(close runners up Megan Yeates, Tom Lyden)
• Be a civil rights lawyer is Solmaz Rafiee-Tari.
• Be a prosecutor is Dave Whipple and Nikki Owens.
• Become the next Johnnie Cochran is Dean Bennett.
• Become an advocate for exotic flowers in the Amazon is Amber Ellis (close runners up, Ray Thompson, Brad Willis, and Abbi Baron).
• Open a bar after law school is Jim Bielenberg (close runner up LemMackedon).
• Be the most fashionable in court is Jordan Leroy (close runner up Stephanie Sterling).
• Wear a polyester suit to court is Brad Willis.
• Be the next Judge Judy is Katie Garcia (close runners up Pele Peacock and Keisha Oxendine).
• Be on the Idaho Supreme Court is Brian Wonderlich.
• Use law books as coffee table books is Zach Thompson (close runner up Phu Chau).
• Use “I am a lawyer” as a pickup line is Lance Fuisting.
• Take their dog to court is Jacque Groff.
• Become the next Nancy Grace is Katie Garcia.
• Sue Wal-Mart is Maban Smith.
• Defend Wal-Mart is Andy Jolly.
• To marry and open a practice are Rob Berry and Sara Bearce, and Megan Mooney and Brian Wonderlich.

Who is Most Likely To...

In the tradition of high schools everywhere, the Inter Alia is asking the 3Ls: Who do you think is most likely to be the first classmate…

• to successfully argue a case before the U.S. Supreme
Court?
• to run into the back of an ambulance he or she is chasing?
• to win a multi-million dollar settlement?
• to become a television judge?
• to be told by a judge that he or she needs to buy a new suit?
• to appear on Court TV defending a murdering movie star in Sun Valley?
• elected to public office?
• to take on big potato?
• to become the dean of a law school?
• to have a treatise named after him or her?
• to set a filibuster record?
• to move back in with their parents?
• to write a John Grisham style novel?
• to give up and become a law professor?
• To get a Professional Rule violation for 1.8(j)?

Vote for your choices by e-mailing uiinteralia@gmail.com or posting a comment at the end of this story by April 25!

Check the next issue for results.