Heard Around the Law School

compiled by RJ Linnan
• The cat was covered in pie
• What kind of case has a football helmet as circumstantial evidence?
• Bats are cool. Batman is cooler.
• You get paid whether your work is crappy or not. That makes you a professional.
• FOUR e-mails in two days about a brown bag lunch is just excessive
• You know what they need? Coffee flavored water.
They do... It’s called Coffee.
No but that rich flavor without the caffeine.
You mean decaf?
• We’re living in the law school version of “Scrubs.”
• I have never made fun of him to his face. I have been afraid he would pull out a battle axe
• I need to get an external hard drive. My laptop is only forty gigs. Thirty is music and the rest is notes and porn.
• They were baby making cheating dirty trailer people
• We’re going to need a gouge for this class, I am going to sleep.
• Hey! Quit being such a tease-bag.
• Yeah, but you called him a douchebag.
• Holy shitballs, I love the grading curve
• I had a 101 fever this morning when I left from Spokane. Thanks for sharing.
• Yeah, he wrote the book you use in torts, but writing tests is different.
• How did we go from a Republican getting the wall torn down to a Republican that wants us to be East Germany with a wall at the borders?
• That was just diarrhea of the pen by the court
• Yeah, kudos on the latest article, not so much on the exam.
• Being in law school here is like being in an abusive relationship.
• I’m pretty sure if I am dating a guy who owns a yacht I am not going to need any lubricant

Heard Around the Law School

compiled by R.J. Linnan

• Kurdish Turds
• I lost to a guy in a blow-up bull.
• An all access pass to back door land
• My mens rea was broken on Saturday
• I swear to God, if you dutch oven me, I’ll kick you in the nuts.
• Neal answered it better than I could
• How was it? Tippy.
• She’s not even hot anymore. Yeah, now I just want her to put her underwear ON.
• Jesus, big deal. EVEN PETE could kick his ass.
• WAIT! It was black?!?!?
• I thought that if I just sprinted in mid-air I would hit the ground running. I was wrong.
• Assholes gave me a headache today. Hopefully you have just one asshole. I do, silly. Then you don’t have to worry about the other ones.
• Is there a way that I can make all Hasko, kudos, book giveaway, and ‘The Crit’ emails go straight to junk? What the hell is ‘The Crit’ anyway and how did it get my email address?
• Have the courtesy to at least PRETEND that what you’re doing has something to do with class